Hi... I'm a tad eccentric, I'm 17, I am in too many fandoms to count (including SuperWhoLock, Merlin, and some obscure ones too. Like a few christian fantasy/sci fi books, Ever After, and Nacho Libre which is not so much obscure as not mentioned very often. However not Homestuck yet. I'm considering), and I have a twin. I'm a Christian, but I won't thrust my religion on you (hehe... thrust. omg sorry off topic). I live in America: the home of contradictions. (AKA we're the land of liberty and justice for all..... and also Texas). I kind of want to be a philologist, and/or a linguistic anthropologist, and/or a theatre actress, and/or a voice actress and/or a professional trombonist, and/or a teacher of one of those things..... It's all a bit confusing at times. One thing I do know is that I want to write a novel someday, but I am way too lazy and not quite talented enough to do that. Wow... you know all of this information about me but still not my name. (I also get off topic a lot oops) It's Emily. (And if you were wondering the name of my blog is in fact an Ever After reference) Hasta la pasta!

wugs:

jake the dog   (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

          and

| (• ◡•)|   finn the human

(Source: wuqs)

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

(Source: walk-sleepinq)

  • Odin: Loki, son, I need to talk to you.
  • Loki: Yes, Father?
  • Odin: You are becoming a young man. There are some things in your past that may come to light and your mother and I haven't told you before in fear it would upset you.
  • Loki: ... Yes?
  • Odin: At the final battle of Jotunheim, I found an infant. It was small and malnourished - a child Laufey sought not to claim for its power was in magic, not in physical strength.
  • Loki: ...
  • Odin: I took you from that battle, son, and your mother and I have loved you ever since.
  • Loki: Sssso... this is why you prefer Thor.
  • Odin: This is why I spend so much more time with Thor, yes. He is like me in that he has a temper to be tamed and physical strength he allows to take over when that anger boils over. Your mother is talented with magic and is clever with words as you are. Me being more like Thor doesn't make me love you any less than I love him.
  • Loki: ... Does Thor know?
  • Odin: He will if you wish him to.
  • Loki: We aren't family, then.
  • Odin: You are my son by love as your mother is my wife by marriage. Blood means little in the way of kin.
  • Loki: But I can't become king of Asgard.
  • Odin: ... Which is another reason I spend so much time with your headstrong brother as he'll eventually have to do public speaking outside of 'thor swing hammer' and he doesn't have the gilded tongue you do.
  • Loki: Ah. Well. ... Okay.
  • Odin: Okay?
  • Loki: Okay. ... So he isn't your favorite?
  • Odin: Your mother is my favorite.
  • and thus the entire movie line was avoided.

-teesa-:

9.2.14

yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

(Source: maahammy)

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

urulokid:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

guardians of the galaxy looks amazing

urulokid:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

guardians of the galaxy looks amazing

bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

llovegrande:

the first smile or giggle after someone has been crying is literally the most beautiful present in this world

catandaguin:

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

^^^^ Reblogging especially for that last comment.

catandaguin:

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

^^^^ Reblogging especially for that last comment.

mugglebornheadcanon:

662. Australian muggleborns calling themselves the Wizards of Oz.

nopietyjustpieandtea:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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(Source: soclest)

lunechanteur:

I’m happy with my religion, thank you.

lunechanteur:

I’m happy with my religion, thank you.

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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