Hi... I'm a tad eccentric, I'm 17, I am in too many fandoms to count (including SuperWhoLock, Merlin, and some obscure ones too. Like a few christian fantasy/sci fi books, Ever After, and Nacho Libre which is not so much obscure as not mentioned very often. However not Homestuck yet. I'm considering), and I have a twin. I'm a Christian, but I won't thrust my religion on you (hehe... thrust. omg sorry off topic). I live in America: the home of contradictions. (AKA we're the land of liberty and justice for all..... and also Texas). I kind of want to be a philologist, and/or a linguistic anthropologist, and/or a theatre actress, and/or a voice actress and/or a professional trombonist, and/or a teacher of one of those things..... It's all a bit confusing at times. One thing I do know is that I want to write a novel someday, but I am way too lazy and not quite talented enough to do that. Wow... you know all of this information about me but still not my name. (I also get off topic a lot oops) It's Emily. (And if you were wondering the name of my blog is in fact an Ever After reference) Hasta la pasta!

victyrion:

30down30more:

lasv-egan:

Educate yoself

Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break

thanks a heap, biology

victyrion:

30down30more:

lasv-egan:

Educate yoself

Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break

thanks a heap, biology

(Source: healthier-habits-today)

mildlypunkrock:

im laughing really hard bc i was listening to this and i saw this gif

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

andrenator:

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

America’s foundation of success based on disenfranchised lower class:

Since before it was founded

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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Men are natural warriors, but a woman in battle is truly bloodthirsty.

Old Scottish saying (via ancient-serpent)

(Source: nyxtheempress)

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

(Source: wofu)

mayor-mossy:

querycrossing:

me.

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand

(Source: fake-ketchup)

outstanding-mediocrity:

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.

VIVA LA PLUTO

robothugscomic:

New comic!

Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.

This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.

gunpowderandspark:

(Source)

The Republican Party recently released an ad assuring us that, yes, there actually are Black Republicans.

A message that would have probably been more impactful if the only appearance of a Black person in their video wasn’t a stock photo they had to pay to use…

ART HELP:

jumperben-holybatch:

spaceycrazylady:

corporalbutts:

Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.

60 feet is a HUGE size.

Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.

I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:

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this is actually the best reason ever

The game is on